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- 90–120 mins (dependent on group size)
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For the legends who peaked in PE or never quite made it to Tokyo, this is your secondshot at greatness (or glorious failure)
Groups become “Almost Olympians” for the day, competing across seven outrageous events from (un)synchronised skiing to the mighty Plankathlon. Teams battle for points, pride, and a shot at the podium in a closing ceremony packed with medals, mock speeches, and a few highly questionable awards.
It’s the ultimate parody of the world’s biggest sporting event - minus the athletes, sponsors and any hint of sportsmanship.
7 RIDICULOUSLY FUN OLYMPIC-THEMED EVENTS Teamwork is heroic, crash-outs are televised, and every team thinks they deserved gold.
HIGH-ENERGY GAMES HOSTS Your personal hype machines - stirring rivalries and shouting encouragement at full volume.
UNOFFICIAL JUDGE WITH ZERO INTEGRITY Disqualifies teams for “vibe violations” awards medals for falling graciously in a padded sumo nappy.
OLYMPIC POST-GAMES AWARD CEREMONY Slow claps, fake tears, and a podium speech no one asked for.
ICONIC PHOTO MOMENTS Foam sumo suits, spandex glory, where legends (and profile pics) are made.
THE ALMOST OLYMPIC SOUNDTRACK Blasting the kind of dramatic music that makes even tripping
over feel heroic.
Dress code: sportswear, spandex, or ridiculous team outfits encouraged
Please note this activity takes place outside no matter the weather