The Cactus Banger

Your Edinburgh Stag Package

The Cactus Banger is a cracking 2 day weekend in Edinburgh! Accommodation in Dorm style Rooms located on the Grassmarket with a Sports Bar on site. This is a hub of activity on a weekend and the ideal base for the Stag Party in Edinburgh. Saturday daytime will include some Bubble Football so you can smash into the stag for 1 hour straight, then freshen up and get ready for the evening! Not just a regular evening meal but Burger and Boobs! a delicious burger served by topless waitresses, enjoy. Once you've had a wander around the many bars and pubs we have included free Nightclub entry and queue jump. 

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STAY Central Hotel

Located in the heart of Edinburgh’s eclectic Cowgate, surrounding the famous lively Three Sisters bar (stag & hen heaven) and courtyard and is short stroll from everywhere! This hotel aims to be a little bit higher than just providing you with a good night’s sleep. They have 37 fresh and refurbished bedrooms and then there is the private DORM, a one of a kind room so awesome it can sleep up to 6 guests. We like to look after you and free Wi-Fi is a must for our guests. Each of our lovely bedrooms have large flat screen TV’s, iPod docks, rain fall style showers to get lathered up in and lots of little extras you won’t expect. We want to be known forevermore as the wee hotel in the middle of Edinburgh that blew your socks off.

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Bubble Football

Bubble Football is a fairly recent addition to the stag party in the UK however it has taken off and is now one of the most popular activities. It Guarantees a lot of laughs as you run full pelt into each other, doing full forward and backward rolls, a game of football may even break out amongst the mayhem!

If you are looking for an outdoors activity close to the city centre this is a great option.

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Burgers and Boobs

After a jam packed day of stag do action its important to keep your energy levels up - refuel with a classic burger and chips combo washed down with a ice cold beer in a private dining area.

The perfect treat for the groom to be. Imagine as his faces lights up when he sees the waitress with a great pair of baps wrapped around a burger.

Oh did we mention... the waitress will be topless too.

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Nightclub Entry

Nightclub Entry does exactly what it says on the tin. Free entry will be given to your group into a choice of top nightclubs, speak to your party planner to suggest the best venue for your group!

*note door staff still have authority to refuse entry, ID is always recommended.

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Man Plank - Three Sisters Add

Notorious in the legendary Grassmarket district - earn serious man points with the Three Sisters Man Plank.

You and your stags will sit down to a 5ft plank loaded with loaded with hot dogs, burgers, wedges, nachos, honey glazed ribs, sticky chicken wings and even garlic bread. To wash it all down, you'll get a two pint stein of beer or cider.

It's the dream.


  • Giant Sharing Platter (One Plank between 6 people)
  • 2 Pint Stein (Cider or Beer)
  • Reserved Seating
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+£35.00 pp
Byron 2 Course Meal + Drink Add

Fuel up for the night ahead at Byron the home of proper burgers.

Choose from delights such as Spicy Buffalo Wings, Byron Burger, Chicken Burger, Oero Cheesecake and Vanilla Chess Pie.

Wash it down with either a soft drink, beer or wine.

Vegetarian options are available.

*everyone must have the same course combination so either Starter and Mains or Mains and Desserts



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+£26.00 pp
£204.00pp*subject to availability