The Dirty Mother

Your Edinburgh Stag Package

The Dirty Mother package will have you and the lads hitting the revs on a versatile quad biking course followed by firing off some live rounds at clay pigeon shooting. Your base for the weekend will be in the 3* hotel, located close to both the train station and the cities pubs and clubs. Come night, you and the lads with take advantage of free entry into a host of the cities #1 nightclubs. 

Your Itinerary
Apex Haymarket Hotel

This 3* Hotel is located close to the Haymarket train station, a 10 minute walk to Edinburgh castle. Includes Twin Rooms, with En suites, Full Scottish Breakfast and Tea and Coffee Facilities. 

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Quad Trekking

Our versatile course and experienced instructors means we can cater for groups of all abilities, from simple treks for novices to challenging routes for advanced riders. Minimum group size for Quads is 8 people. Maximum number of riders trekking together at any one time is 8. Minimum age for quads is 16 years.

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Clay Pigeon Shooting

There is no better feeling than firing off some live round. Clay Pigeon Shooting will accommodate participants of all abilities, you will compete to see who is the best shot of 25 rounds per person. With professional instruction everyone will smashing clays out of the sky by the end of the session.

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Nightclub Entry

Nightclub Entry does exactly what it says on the tin. Free entry will be given to your group into a choice of top nightclubs, speak to your party planner to suggest the best venue for your group!

*note door staff still have authority to refuse entry, ID is always recommended.

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Add Activities
All Accommodation Day Night
Bubble Football Add

Bubble Football is a fairly recent addition to the stag party in the UK however it has taken off and is now one of the most popular activities. It Guarantees a lot of laughs as you run full pelt into each other, doing full forward and backward rolls, a game of football may even break out amongst the mayhem!

If you are looking for an outdoors activity close to the city centre this is a great option.

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+£30.00 pp
Burgers and Boobs Add

After a jam packed day of stag do action its important to keep your energy levels up - refuel with a classic burger and chips combo washed down with a ice cold beer in a private dining area.

The perfect treat for the groom to be. Imagine as his faces lights up when he sees the waitress with a great pair of baps wrapped around a burger.

Oh did we mention... the waitress will be topless too.

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+£50.00 pp
Man Plank - Three Sisters Add

Notorious in the legendary Grassmarket district - earn serious man points with the Three Sisters Man Plank.

You and your stags will sit down to a 5ft plank loaded with loaded with hot dogs, burgers, wedges, nachos, honey glazed ribs, sticky chicken wings and even garlic bread. To wash it all down, you'll get a two pint stein of beer or cider.

It's the dream.


  • Giant Sharing Platter (One Plank between 6 people)
  • 2 Pint Stein (Cider or Beer)
  • Reserved Seating
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+£35.00 pp
Byron 2 Course Meal + Drink Add

Fuel up for the night ahead at Byron the home of proper burgers.

Choose from delights such as Spicy Buffalo Wings, Byron Burger, Chicken Burger, Oero Cheesecake and Vanilla Chess Pie.

Wash it down with either a soft drink, beer or wine.

Vegetarian options are available.

*everyone must have the same course combination so either Starter and Mains or Mains and Desserts



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+£26.00 pp
£195.00pp*subject to availability