Venue Details
- Minimum of 8
- 60 Minutes
More Information
Billy 'The Bulldog' Hargreaves was a football legend bone-crunching tackles, a boot like a cannon, a hero on the terraces. 20 years later? Fat, bald, broke. The only thing he’s leading now is a conga line to last orders at The Bulldog pub. After a Sunday League brawl, he’s been slapped with a community service order. His punishment? Coaching Stag United. His task? Turn a squad of clueless donkeys (you lot) into champions. Can you bring The Bulldog back to glory, or will he be just another relic of the past, lost in the bottom of a pint glass?
The Experience
You’ll report to The Bulldogs' coaching staff for a tactical ‘masterclass’. First up, a talent check (spoiler alert: there isn’t any). Then, it’s onto team selection. No “utter woke nonsense” here, lads. If you’re picked last, just know this……you’re absolutely sh*te.
Includes:
- 60 Minute Immersive Football Experience – Hilarious football-themed games, nail biting challenges, nonstop nostalgia, brutal banter, and relentless stag roasting.
- Standout Moments for Stag & Best Man – Special challenges and shout-outs to make the stag and best man the centre of attention.
- Full Kit W*nker Upgrade for Stag – A "free" upgrade that guarantees the most tragic kit imaginable.
- Pitch Hire – 3G all-weather pitch (unless specified)
- Football Themed Soundtrack – High-energy football anthems to keep the energy and excitement at fever pitch.
- All Equipment Included – We provide all the essentials, including the 12ft Inflatable Football Target.
- Brutal Forfeits – Because no one escapes The Bulldog’s wrath. Get ready for “The Rear-End Rumble” or a demotion to Water Boy.
- A Chance at Glory – Will you rise to the top or fall to eternal disgrace? Check the SUC leaderboard – where will you end up by season's end?
Trainers or Astros (no metal studs!) must be worn. Light sportswear - arrive match ready!