The Paralyzer

Your Newcastle Stag Package

Here's to a good old fashioned booze up! Start the weekend with a games of darts, beers and food before hitting the club with free entry. Saturday night, even though you are in the depth of Newcastle you can still feel like you've taken the stag to Munich with this Bierkeller evening. Drinking from your Bier Steins and with the Bavarian band playing, this is a great way to begin the evening. Why not upgrade this activity below to include a Frankfurter and a Shot Rack? From here, you will have VIP treatment into Newcastle's newest bar with a booth and drinks just for your group. All this with a modern hotel on the iconic Quayside with breakfast on both mornings. 

Your Itinerary
Ramada Encore

This hotel is located on the Quayside, with front seat views over the Tyne, Millennium Bridge, Sage and Baltic. The popular Quayside has a range of bars and restaurants fit to begin any stag evening. Rooms are all Twins with en suites with breakfast included.

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Darts, Beers and Food

Step up to the Oche and see who is the ultimate social darts champion. These interactive boards give you the option to compete over 5 different games. There is no experience needed so everyone can join in. This package also includes 2 Beers per person and Food Platters. 

  • 2 Hours on the boards. 
  • 1 x Pint Each.
  • Food platters including, Corn dogs, Jalapeno Poppers, Crispy Chicken Fillets, Cheesy Garlic Bread, Nachos with Pulled Pork, French Fries. Nachos. (*examples)


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Nightclub Entry

Nightclub Entry does exactly what it says on the tin. Free entry will be given to your group into a choice of top nightclubs, speak to your party planner to suggest the best venue for your group!

*note door staff still have authority to refuse entry, ID is always recommended.

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Bierkeller Evening

Bringing Oktoberfest to the North East in this city centre bavarian bar complete with in house Oompah band! Have an authentically German evening with your Bier Stein (*2 pints) to drink out of. Why not upgrade this package to include a Giant Frankfurter.


  • Entry
  • Cloakroom
  • Seating reserved
  • Service to your table
  • Frankfurter
  • Haus Stein**
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The Lofts VIP Package

Looking to upgrade your Newcastle Stag Party clubbing experience? Party like the ultimate VIP with an exclusive table and drinks package at the LOFTS! This nightclub will be hosting some worlds most famous DJ's over the coming years and with its unbeatable lighting and sound systems, its guaranteed to be a fantastic night out.  


  • Entry to all club rooms
  • 1 x bottle of spirit (your choice, bombay sapphire, jack daniels, stolichnaya, courvoisier, old J spiced Rum)
  • Mixers
  • 1 x Bottle of Lauren Perrier Rose Champagne.
  • * larger groups will receive more drinks.

Please note, most tables will seat around 80% of the occupany at one time. 


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Add Activities
All Accommodation Day Night
Half Day Paintballing Add

Paintballing is a tried and tested activity for stag parties, either as part of a multi-activity day or as a stand alone activity you are sure to have a great time. The basic package consists of: Includes 200 paintballs a paintball mask which is yours to keep. Additional paintballs must be purchased on site, or ask your organiser to pre-purchase more ammo!


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+£25.00 pp
Lap Dancing Club Entry Add

FYEO is the only Lap Dancing Club you need to visit in Newcastle. Open all day Saturdays and showing all of the football and sporting events! Ideal. 


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+£15.00 pp
Indoor Karting Add

The Indoor Karting Grand Prix is your turn to be Lewis Hamilton for the day. A Grand Prix format consists of a number of heat where you battle to pick up as many points as possible to determine which semi-final you will compete in. Only the top eight drivers will reach the Grand Final where they will compete for the top three trophies at the champagne presentation.

All driver must be over 16 years of age. You will compete and against other groups in this format.

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+£40.00 pp
£172.00pp*subject to availability